I'm Rick Harrison and this is my pawn shop

I work here with the ghost of my old man, and my son Big Hoss. If there is one thing I've learned in 39 years, it's you never know what is going to come through that door....

Hey. So what'cha got here?

I got my grandmother's old Jack Lalaine Power Juice Pro. Still in the box.

Camera cuts to stock image of the item, along with Wikipedia overview.

So, what are ya lookin to do with it? Pawn it? Sell it?

I'm looking to sell?

As seen on TV products were HUGGGEEE in the 80s and 90s. You had Jack LaLaine, George Foreman, even OJ Simpson. Cackle cackle cackle. Even I got caught up in the craze (Google Rick Harrison razor commercial).

Look. There are lot of products like there. They still push BEEP like this on people.

Chumlee: They still play these commercials at the DMV or the AIDs hospital.

CHUMLEEE SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!

Expert comes in and makes a total ass of himself. Pretends mass produced piece of garbage is worth a lot, to make the white trash at home believe their Beanie Babies and Starting Lineup figures might be worth something too.

Rick shakes the guy's hand. Asks the owner what he's looking to do with it.

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE.

Rick buys the juicer. Reality TV subplot for the episode is now the guys are attempting to lose weight by drinking smoothies and juice.

Next up, American Pickers. The fat bald guy makes a fool of himself for Danielle, while Danielle and the other guy seriously let on a vibe like they've been fuckin.

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History Chanel. Funny March 16, 2026 at 1:56 am 1 0