My soon to be ex-wife of 15 years has major mom bod, fupa and all! We have 4 children together and the flabby bitch still hasn’t bounced back after the 3rd one! I haven’t fucked her in almost 2 years because that flab on her belly looks ghastly and those tits are shriveled as fuck. I used to pork her in the dark once every few months to relieve my blue balls. Now that I’ve been frequenting the gentlemen’s clubs for the past 18 months I’ve met my dream girl. She’s 6’1, six pack abs, perfect round tits, long ginger hair, full lips, beautiful hazel eyes, toned thighs and 22 years old. We’ve been on 5 dates and I want to commit to her and leave the old ball in chain. What’s keeping me tethered are the kids and me not wanting to go to court to set up visitations. My soon to be ex-wife is so ugly, my dick can no longer get hard. When I married her she had this beautiful body and face. In only 15 years she’s gained a double chin and saggy jowls, yikes. No man in his right mind should have to stay with a boner killer.
My stripper girlfriend can still keep her job dancing, because I get hard at the thought of her teasing men. I want to show her off after the divorce. Currently I’m contemplating this, because being a man means treating myself to fine women and not hags. No self respecting man would settle. We MEN were created equal, we deserve prime cunt whenever the fuck we want, not beat bodies, but prime! Best thing is this new girl is 100% surgically sterilized. Woo-hoo! No potential for mom bod. She’s gonna be a hot fucking milf when she gets older.
Jimmy Body July 13, 2022 at 5:29 pm00
I can almost guarantee to you based off the disgusting way you talk about your wife-the woman who you claimed to love for 15+ years and had multiple kids(I get that you’re no longer sexually attracted to her but damn dude),that girl is most likely playing you and probably doesn’t really want to marry you and if she does-I feel so bad for her lol anonymous 3 years ago
I don’t want to marry her, just have her around for a bit. As for my soon to be ex-wife, she shouldn’t have let herself go. Jimmy 3 years ago
Sounds like a set up by the Earwig Warrior Women and the Termite Queens to do your gizmo into nest puree. LORDY IT HURTS 4 EVER 3 years ago
Have fun getting played!!! anonymous 3 years ago
You sound like you have mental problems. I don't actually believe this post is telling the truth if it is though you have problems and can't relate to human emotions you are just a freak. We all have desires but it's not normal to behave like that and I think irrespective you need a psychologist. I am a man by the way and I am dating 2 girls not deliberately I met them simultaneously and I'm about to decide both models so I date good sorts but what you are suggesting is beyond a little desire it's quite mad. Get help sir or miss or whatever you are whether pretending or not. anonymous 3 years ago
Good luck with that…you unfaithful pervert! anonymous 3 years ago
I feel bad for your kids. Michael 3 years ago
A guy like you doesn't deserve a family, your wife and children deserve much better. anonymous 3 years ago
Anonymous loser, dude I make 610K every year and am too handsome and masculine for a beat up fupa. I can afford a hot whore, for a wee-little bit. I deserve my kids, but don’t want an ugly boner killing bitch that is useless. Might as well get her worthless pussy sewn up-good riddence. Every man deserves a woman he can be proud of. Jimmy 3 years ago
I’m not a pervert! Just an assertive adult Male who wants what he fucking deserves. Not a beat up 39 year old Fupa. I want and deserve prime cunt, you fucks! I’m a 51 year old sexy male who is a vascular surgeon, btw. I deserve delicious, clear squirting, enthusiastic, fupa-less cunts. Gtfoh. I didn’t go to medical school for love! I went to earn a decent salary! Then this bitch who I’ve given money to for her gambling addicted mom until Hurricane Maria hit acts like a hit dog. Bitch, how about I get that spare tire guy and oversized ass shrunken to normal? No, the tired looking hag just wants to make sure the kids are doing “good!” Looooooooooooooooooooooooooool, by flabby bitch, replace ya later! James Christian Maxeiner 3 years ago
I know half of the guys acting like assholes to me would replace their woman, too, if she became ugly. They don’t have the balls to admit it, though. MEN are visual creatures! Jimmy 3 years ago
We women shood get a fun dose of clap and bring it home to big daddy, served up with clamydia pie topped with herpes spread...you bastrd gop'ers. HELEN MAD 3 years ago
Jimmy, you are an entitled asshole! Franklin 3 years ago
I like how honest you are. Your wife doesn’t deserve you. She let herself go and deserves to suffer the consequences. I left my gf of 5 years for sweet 19 year old pussy. So tight and wet. My gf let herself go. When I met her she was 135 lbs. then she ballooned to 260 lbs. and she stunk like pennies, cake and garbage. Nelson 3 years ago
Eat Shit, Jimmy. I hope that stripper gives you herpes! anonymous 3 years ago
Seek help! For your sake. If you make that much in a year why didn’t you get your wife plastic surgery? Ya know, it’s cheaper to keep her! anonymous 3 years ago
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