I am so horrible

I am such an abhorrent offensive house guest. Yes, I did clean up after myself in the bathroom with lysol wipes and threw away my bathroom trash in the outside garbage can before I left your home from Christmas holiday. I am so awful for doing so, my apologies. I did not know that empty toilet paper cardboard was to be meticulously recycled and not thrown in the trash. I did not know what to do with my ass wipes, used dental floss and used kleenex so I used the empty kleenex box as a trash receptacle because there was not a trash can available in the bathroom provided for me to use and I know those items should not be flushed into your septic tank. I am embarrassed and humiliated that you dug through the outside garbage can and emptied the kleenex box of my biological waste items to recycle a small kleenex box. Apparently you did not mean it when you said my home is your home. I seriously thought about packing home this small amount of trash because you are so obsessed with certain things but I decided I was thinking crazy because even YOU would not be so petty. I was of course wrong AGAIN. Well, no more egg shell walking for me. You can spend the holidays alone for all I care, I do have other things to do. I can only change me, not you, therefore, we will remain friends but I will NEVER EVER stay over again.
SAD, I'm SO SAD.

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Sadly Exhausted Friends December 27, 2024 at 2:23 pm 0 0