I've had a run of hot-bodied, not beautiful but gorgeous, sexy female bartenders at places I've been for lunch lately. Rare itself since it's mostly daytime, but, they've also been awful terrible bad bad at their jobs. Slow as hell service, forget little things, take too long to get my bill when done, and, disappear for minutes at a time. They're hot as fuck, desirable, and have bodies made for pure pleasure, but should not be tending bar.
One is a party girl, flat-out sexy, and has the killer-long, done nails, perfect ass, and bouncy nice up top. Another is similar, more of a sexy ,beefy, athletic body, magazine cover worthy hair, sweet smile, and funny. And arguably the worst bartender I've come across in years. They're great to look at, flirt and compliment, fine. If I want good service, though, I need to find other places to go.
anonymousBody March 09, 2025 at 10:49 am01
honestly a bit disgusted at this, im sure they are happy you think they are hot and sexy , and there is nothing wrong with thinking that, but the way u describe them so lustfully as "bodies made for pure pleasure" its quite gross isnt it? To think of someone's purpose is to please you, Is that how ur mind works, a hot body just serves to be fucked. A bit unevolved if u ask me. I mean are you also hot, or are u ugly as shit? im guessing more ugly because if u were fit , u would know how hard it is to upkeep being hot. I mean maybe their passion in life is not serving you drinks at the bar, or maybe if u dont view them like an object with ur eyes clearling trying to peer through their clothes , they would make u a better drink . But ur right tho , its not that hard to make someone a good drink , so if its that bad maybe they spit in it. Either way i hope ur never the father of a female child, i dont think u would raise them well. No hate Just my opinion. Mike 4 months ago
The drink, beer only, is fine. When they get to it, which is questionable at best. They're there to work, no hang on their phones, chat with their daytime regulars, or take forever in the back doing whatever they're doing. Just get me a beer and my food order. Being hot does help, and, like most guys, eye up the hot ones in exchange for decent service. But damn, don't let my card sit there for 22 minutes after I'm done (which happened last week) when I want to get my ass off the barstool and home. And no, I'm not an ugly guy. A little better than average. Not a hound, either. Just want good service. If they're hot, all the better. That's why they work there. Owners know that. Put the hot ones behind the bar, and guys will spend money. The party girl has such a smoking hot, mama nature was good to her, body that does scream out for use. anonymous 4 months ago
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Mike 4 months ago
anonymous 4 months ago