home alone escaping from my grandma

i know exactly what's going to happen. you're going come home and yell at me for using the oven. but what you probably conveniently forgot minutes after saying it is, this morning when you woke me up at 6am to tell me you're going to joann's (which i was not a fan of at all. leave a note on the table or text me next time), you said not to use the STOVE.
which is why i will be preparing an oven-baked feast, complete with the buffalo chicken strips that you told me i eat too much of. because i can eat whatever the fuck i want as long as im not overeating.. which, much like 90% of the times you tell me to stop overeating, im not.
you know damn well im autistic (and you try to hide it from everyone, even my school and my dentist, because youre ashamed) and you need to give instructions better. i know you think im playing dumb but bitch thats just the autism. same with how ive been eating the same chicken strips this entire week. that's the autism.
you think im playing dumb? ill show you playing dumb. give clear instructions next time, lady.

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subspace t. mine Other January 04, 2025 at 11:26 am 0 0