holidays that i want abolished

god it feels good to rant. here are holidays that suck and why.

colombus day. he was an asshole who didnt do shit. fuck him. just a ferniture store holiday any way.

presidents day. i never get off on this day. never did. not a real holiday. just another excuse for stores to hold a sale.

good friday. bullshit. i'd rather celebrate Sirius Black's birthday than some other fucking fairytale.

valentines day. ughhhh. if you aren't fucking anyone you feel bad at how you aren't. if you are, you feel bad that you probably don't love them like you pretend you do.

mothers/fathers day/grandparents day. none of them deserve it.

black friday. not a real holiday. built up like it is. get rid of it.

juneteenth. racist bullshit holiday embraced by racist blacks. fuck them and fuck this day.

labor day. funny how me and most people still have to work. but ohhhhh lets honor some dead fuck who didn't do shit for me, who bitched and cried and got their pee pee sucked after bitching long enough at whatever high paying ass job they had.

memorial day. the wish.com version of 4th of july. veterans is a valid holiday, they get that day, they shouldn't have two. especially when all of the ww2 vets are near death, and the vietnam ones STILL dont get the praise they deserve, and the iraq ones are self rightous dickheads.

washingtons birthday. fuck that. not a real day.

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anonymous Political June 19, 2025 at 4:20 am 0 1