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Fucking squirrels

Fucking squirrels

Braindead chipmunks. I HATE how if they see a human from 500 feet away, they fucking bolt. I hate how they climb all over shit like the world is theirs. I HATE HATE HATEEE when I'm trying to watch TV at night and hear "AHHAHNFANCANNSUNNAUSNCUNNNUANNUNASNUNJANANAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHH" as they're screaming outside like they're being killed. I looked it up, and they make those retard noises when looking for a place to sleep. They're just running around screaming. What would happen if a human did that shit? Disturbing all neighbors and acting like they're on meth.

Fuck you squirrels.
anonymous Funny February 05, 2025 at 2:55 pm 2
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