Fucking hate my roommate

I fucking hate my roommate so so much :( like sssoooo much- I have three roommates and I have absolutely no beef with two of them they’re great but fucking MEGAN. God I can’t stand Megan. Megan is dating my best friend from high school- who is one of our other roommates and she’s the WORST ever -.- they share a bedroom and the rest us have our own rooms. I can’t stand this bitch but I ALSO can’t say anything because I don’t want to get in a fight with my best friend/her boyfriend because he loves her and everything (somehow). She’s fucking Loud. She’s the definition of “louder is funnier” and never shuts. The fuck. Up. She plays podcasts and music as loud as it goes through the house constantly. She actually has a very beautiful singing voice but It was maybe nice to hear ONCE she just walks around singing all day and I want to hit her with my fucking car (I would never- but the urge is there) she’s a straight up hoarder. Like clinically. She keeps everything. I’ve actually gotten in trouble a few times because I threw away some trash and she came home from work and was like “where’s the scrap of paper from the lamp I bought? :( we might need the instructions one day :(“ and it’s like oh my god oh my god oh my god if you honest to god can’t figure out how to change a lightbulb you have bigger problems. Sometimes I go to have some soup or something only to see the at every single bowl and spoon in the house is growing mold up in Megan’s nightstand and I really don’t think it should be my responsibility to collect everything, and wash the moldy food and dust off of them myself. I’ve tried to have a talk with them about it but all I get in response is “Well I’m SORRY :( I have OTHER stuff to do :( I’m so stressed and broke and work is stressful and I just caaaan’t :(“ and I’m going to punch a hole in the wall of this rental. Speaking of which- my own mom had so co-sign for us to get the place because SOME of us had a really bad credit score and my moms too nice for her own good :/ I had literally just met Megan when we decided to move in so I had no idea what a nightmare this woman would be. So I CANT EVEN LEAVE THE HOUSE. Because it was MY Mom who’s name is tired to the place and I’m stuck here. Plus I really enjoy living with two of my closest friends- it’s just that when Megan gets home from work I wish I were dead. Megan has got the worst taste in everything except men apparently because they actively love some of the worst shows and movies I have ever seen. And not even in an ironic “it’s so bad it’s good” way like she once told me that this movie was “one of the most beautiful and well done films I’ve ever seen :)” the movie was captain marvel. Her favorite show is big mouth and is it ALWAYS ON in the living room. My friend and I like to talk about movies and shows and critique and analyze them together and talk about the creation of everything and it’s a nice thing. But Megan doesn’t know Jack about shit and will always get all butthurt if we say something (accurately) negative about a thing she likes and straight up will not accept criticism from anyone. We said something about how a movie was predictable and megan went “…..well I really liked it >:(“ and then didn’t talk to us for like a hour- which was bliss for me but it made my friend feel bad and I don’t care for that shit at all. ALSO- since we’re here now- she completely manipulated him into letting her move in early. Megan’s mom is also a hoarder and- this bitch- this unbearable cunt- told her boyfriend of THREE MONTHS- that she was going to KILL HERSELF if she couldn’t move out of her moms house and basically begged him to let her stay at his place. so he did and he’s recently been lamenting to me that he feels stuck and trapped and he made a big mistake letting her move in but he still really loves her and isn’t going to leave her. Cause they can’t go back now. He’s never had his own room in his life. He grew up with siblings and always shared a room with them and he moved out and into a crappy trailer and it sucked but he finally had his own space and privacy and he was so excited- and then less than one month later- his brand new girlfriend realized she could use this and practically forced herself in to SHARE a 10x10 room- and also brought three leopard geckos, two dogs and a cat and this poor guy was worse off than ever. I can’t stand a thing about this bitch but HE claims that he loves her so much and I just think he’s setting himself up for an extremely unhappy and unhealthy life. Plus she’s just fucking annoying like her sense of humor is SO BAD. She’ll make jokes that don’t land and just TRY AGAIN. Like ten times and no one ever laughs because they don’t even read as jokes >:( she go like “ope! Better get Santa am I right??” And everyone will go “..what?” And she’ll go “haha we better go get Santa right now everyone :)” “……..” “we better get Santa and his little reindeer here haha” — and that’ll go on all night- usually on like a Wednesday because that’s her day off and the rest of us have work in the morning but that doesn’t stop FUCKING MEGAN from inviting all of their friends over and partying until 2-3am because it’s their Saturday night and it not like everyone else has work in the morning nooo.

Anyways typing everything has really helped me get a lot of anger out I’m so hungry but I can’t eat because Megan’s watching a show in the kitchen (the living room is RIGHT there) and I straight up can’t even be in the same room as her sometimes.

I actually feel a lot better now and I haven’t even eaten yet. Still fuck this bitch though. I’m fucking fed up

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Person Friends January 29, 2023 at 11:32 pm 0 0