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Fucking bitchy joke of a sister

Fucking bitchy joke of a sister

Ava, you know what? You need to SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER! I’ve used the Internet SEVERAL times for my assignment, and I’ve passed my previous classes with flying colours! FLYING! FUCKING! COLOURS! By doing nothing, you’re barely passing! Just get your shit together and DO WHAT THE FUCK YOU NEED TO DO, BITCH, OR YOU’LL END UP ON THE STREETS! IF – sorry, WHEN – THAT HAPPENS, I WILL NOT GIVE YOU ANY MONEY! NOT A BILL, NOT A TOONIE, NOT EVEN A MEASLY NICKEL! If you want to be treated kindly and have a life, you need to GET a life by being kind! You’re lucky I’m only BARELY able to help you! You’re lucky I’m lenient enough to not punch you in the face – even though I REALLY FUCKING WANT TO! GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER!

Also, older sister, I understand your anger towards her, but PLEASE don’t duct tape her mouth shut. Not because I don’t think she deserves it (SHE *NEEDS* THAT DUCT TAPE), but because I don’t want you being attacked – physically AND verbally – by Ava and blamed for something that’s not your fault. Listen: I despise Ava as much as the next person, but not enough to risk my life to shut her up. I love you, and I don’t want my favourite sister to die from shutting a bitch up.

Back to you, Ava. Bitch! Haha! Why you screeching? ‘Cause my grades are above average, and yours aren’t? I wonder why. Oh fucking yeah! BECAUSE YOU BARELY PUT IN EFFORT! Oh, no! You have to type more than 50 words in a word document when the assignment allows more! Whatever shall you do? Answer: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER!

~A fucking annoyed NB who just wants to live a normal life without a sister who says awful things and deserves to die (NOT THAT I’D KILL HER, I PROMISE!)
Angry NB Home October 18, 2020 at 5:56 pm 1
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I know I usually regret what I post, but I can assure you all that I will NEVER regret this. My lazy, whiny, bitchy, shitty, motherfucking twin sister needs to get her shit together, and she needs to get it together RIGHT NOW!
Angry NB 1 week ago
I just want to tell my parents that I'm not only afraid of Ava's angry reactions, but her in general. I want to rant about her without getting in trouble - by my parents OR by anyone else.
Angry NB 1 week ago
A dislike, eh? Well, excuse me for being sick and tired of being used as a schoolwork tool and a stress ball instead of a human being who wants to help, but not TOO much. Sorry for wanting to rest without feeling guilty for doing so! I apologize that you don't care about my rest! I'm actually sorry for sounding petty, but I honestly don't care too much at this point.
Angry NB 1 week ago
Besides, never once did I say I'd kill her OR punch her. I WANT to punch her, but I wouldn't.
Angry-Bordering-On-Proud NB 1 week ago
Your sister sounds like me. Can I imagine you saying it but aimed towards me? I really need to get my shit together.
I'm borderline dropout now.
A sad boy-kid. 1 week ago
Oh, geez. I know this advice may stress you out, but study more. It’ll be worth it in the long run.

Anyway, I no longer consider Ava a sister. We may be biologically related, but she’s more of an enemy to me than Abby (to whom I am still sorry for holding a grudge) ever was. Therefore, I don’t see my older sister as my FAVOURITE sister, but as my ONLY sister – my lovable, loving, older sister. The only time she’s ever lost her temper was when Ava got too out of hand, and that’s more than fine by me!
Proud NB 5 days ago
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