I feel like Eminem on the Superman video. Only I don't find Jenna Jameson attractive at all. If it were me, it'd have Avril Lavigne, Emma Stone, Mia Kirshner, and/or Sarah Hyland. Yeah, that's who I want to fuck.
Any way, I've got sort of a little Don Johnson stubble going. Women are noticing. I always thought facial hair was trashy. I'm not trash. I can get away with this. So, I'm keeping it.
I've had women fixing their hair around me, one who doesn't normally talk to me talking. They're noticing.
anonymousRelationships July 13, 2026 at 12:28 pm00
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