Disney World n uh nutshell

You just paid over $2000 what are you gonna do now? IM GOING TO DISNEY WORLD.

You wait forever for the shuttle bus to get there. You ride with fat people and their toddler children. You keep your eyes ahead on the bus and try to watch Toy Story that's on the bus TV.

You get to the hotel and the kinda hot girl at the counter seems dismissive. You think how they're probably paid poorly, then you think about the shitty work places you've been in and how you never acted that way. No opportunity to go to Florida either.

You get to the actual parks and crowds out the ass. You see adults with childish shit like the little plush dolls that clip to a person's shoulder like a parrot, and think like WTF. Mouse ears are one thing, this seems a little extreme. And usually snotty bitches now are about the only ones wearing the mouse ears since the price for them now has been upped to like 40.

You go on some subpar rides or attractions and really aren't impressed since it's not much or any of a step up from what is at other places. The hype just isn't there as an adult, and everything looks cheap.

You eat at a place that supplies bland food. Meh.

LOTS of shitty families fighting. Cunty bitches bitching at their husbands and giving them guilt for dragging them there. Snotty women who act like the place is heaven on earth and drag people to go with them. Bratty kids bitching about their pin sets. Most of these types in their custom t shirts, "Debra's high school graduation" or some babys 2nd birthday that can't even remember it.

By the time of your last day at the place it's become routine and you're ready to go.

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anonymous Funny April 05, 2025 at 4:13 pm 0 1