Dear Rednecks

Your interests are pathetic. If you're a grown fucking man over the age of 25 and you're still living off of junk food, and living to play Call of Duty, you're fucking pathetic. Your interests are like that of a teenager, only you have chosen to not grow up.

What else do they like? They go around quoting Talladega Nights, Step Brothers, and other tired ass movies like they are the only ones who have seen them. Everything is always South Park and Family Guy too.

It's nothing but them going on about how much sex they have, and how much money they make. Then in the next breath they whine and cry about how they don't have much of either. Maybe don't Doordash Burger King every day, and maybe if you treat women like shit and ignore them for video games, they won't want to do the humpty dumpty, or in your case the three hard slams before passing out. And maybe don't date (or have kids with) whores, that would help too.

They drink energy drinks and think whatever piece of shit vehicle they have is the best thing ever. Nothing like a truck that costs $2000 a month, and you go on about wanting a newer one. Or, the shitty Mustang made to look like a poorman's Fast and Furious car.

Stop going into jobs, college classes, or where ever acting like you own the place. I'm not impressed by any of your superficial bullshit. Not your piece of shit truck, not your political views, not your Playstation 5, and not your (usually fat) girlfriend who wears too much makeup.

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anonymous Other January 23, 2025 at 10:52 am 1 0