Cost of goods knives is bullshit

In my pursuit to be an hero and a male feminist ally I asked Google Gemini for good knives to solve all my permanent problems permanently.

Unfortunately the best knife for the job is like $125. There are sharper ones, but they’re also brittle.

Why the fuck is it so expensive to be an hero and a male ally? Why the fuck are my permanent problems so expensive to solve?

Maybe I could go cheaper though if I’m clever. I know a prostitutes dad almost killed my dad that way with an axe. Axes are probably cheaper. But that’d be a weird swing. Idk if it’d be effective.

Don’t really wanna use a saw cause the longer it takes the more likely I’ll be “saved” or get last minute regrets. I have to be fully committed like landing skateboard tricks and do it without thinking.

I think I’ll probably drop $125 I guess. I hate how much effort and money it takes to be an hero and a male feminist ally

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anonymous Other March 15, 2026 at 11:06 pm 0 0