circumcised dicks can still get smegma

Seriously, the only insults that circumcised guys have to use against uncut guys are something relating to smegma/uncleanliness or comparing an uncut penis to an animal that possesses a feature that somewhat resembles a natural, normal penis.

First of all, circumcised dicks still get smegma and get dirty, I don't know why you think they can't or why whenever this is revealed to you, you just reject it as if it couldn't possibly be true, even though it is. Like, whenever you're told that circumcised dicks can still get smegma, you just deflect and go "blablabla, cheese dick, blablabla". Like, dude, you're a cheese dick as well. You can still get smegma (yes you can). I know you don't want to believe that you can, but you fucking can! What part of this are you not understanding? Also, smegma itself really just is not this gross, horrible, disgusting, foul, fucking revolting thing that you make it out to be. Literally all it is is a collection of oil and skin cells. That's it. Nothing more than that. That's like the LEAST gross thing that I can fucking think of. What a fucking non-issue. Holy shit. Of course, you're still gonna be a retard and go "beh, cheese dick, grr".

Secondly, uncut dicks are clean and circumcised dicks are not clean by default. They're not clean 24/7, 365 days a year. It's not like because you're circumcised you can somehow just magically go 10 years without washing your dick without it ever getting dirty or smelling. If you don't wash your circumcised dick for 24 hours, it's going to get dirty, bro. Also, cleaning isn't an issue for uncut guys, okay? Running water exists, dipshits. And it also wasn't an issue BEFORE running water existed, either. Do you not know this? Uncut guys can wash their dicks, and you as a circumcised guy still NEED to wash your dick anyway.

Thirdly, comparing our dicks to particular animals really just isn't the insult that you think it is. I mean, it's not even really an insult at all. Seriously, whenever you call an uncut dick an "anteater", "aardvark", "elephant trunk", "turtleneck", "sea cucumber", etc., all it does is make us think you're calling uncut dicks cute, because all of those animals' features are cute. Anteater and aardvark snouts? Bloody adorable. Elephant trunks? Again, adorable. Turtlenecks? They look super cute. Sea cucumbers? Once again, cute. Like, I get that you're trying to compare them like as if they're ugly, but that's just it... they're not ugly at all, and that's why the comparison just doesn't work. But, once again, you're still gonna keep being a retard and keep doing it. Also, every insult that we have for you is 1,000 times more brutal and fucking harsh and is ACTUALLY insulting and hurtful.

And finally, your insults don't hurt at all. They don't offend anyone and are just straight up shit. Like, seriously, the best you **** can come up with is "a-anteater" or "ch-cheese dick" and they don't hurt anyone's feelings at all. All I have to do is say the word "mutilated" and it will send you into a full-blown fucking mental breakdown. You'll start crying and screaming at your computer over that one specific word. You're also in no position to insult anyone ever, considering the fact that you guys are the ones who have something wrong with you, not uncut guys. You're the ones with the mutilated penises. You're the amputees. You're the ones missing the best part of their body. You're the ones with the disfigurement. You're the ones with the deformity. You're the ones whose rights were violated by the very people who were supposed to love and protect you. There's everything to make fun of when it comes to circumcised dicks. Uncut dicks are exactly how they're supposed to be: normal, natural, unaltered, beautiful, and perfect, so there's nothing to make fun of when it comes to uncut dicks. Sorry, but you don't have a leg to stand on. Again, you're in no position to insult anyone ever. Uncut guys are in every position to insult you, though.

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anonymous Body April 18, 2024 at 1:47 am 2 1