chocolate snobs

This is the most retarded shit i see. retard fucks on the internet acting like whatever shit chocolate they buy at Walmart is better than Hershey's. These fucks LOVEEEEEEEEEEEE to talk shit about Hershey's and say how that isn't real chocolate. I don't care if it's "real" or not, it fucking tastes good.

The dry, bitter, shit that makes your mouth dry that causes everything you eat afterward to taste like shit, IS shit. Even if you get used to bitter chocloate with little sugar content, it still isn't good. And if you're buying chocolate at a department store, it is really NOT fancy like you retards want to pretend. It's just your stupid ass paying $4 a bar for something that isn't even as good as what you could get for half that. Case in point? Buy a fucking Hershey Symphony bar, DO IT, those are amazing. If I had to pick between getting to fuck Kristen Stewart and a lifetime supply of Symphony bars, it'd be a close call. If she looked like she did on American Ultra or Charlie's Angels, I'd probably pick her. But, I'd think about the Hershey bars the whole time.

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anonymous Other January 22, 2025 at 11:07 pm 0 1