apples

i fucking hate that apple thing. every day when i wake up and eat breakfast i see it staring at me from the fruit basket on the counter with its ugly, beady eyes. i dont know how i invited this goddamn demon into my home I DONT EVEN LIKE APPLES they taste AWFUL. I HAVE NEVER LIKED APPLES. ive tried everything. ive put shitty crystals around it on it, ive lit candles and done fucking APPLE RITUALS in my KITCHEN at FOUR IN THE MORNING. its not even doing anything its just sitting there. its just SITTING. in my KITCHEN.

i talked to a professional and the fucker recommended i put a bowl of milk at my doorway and leave my door open for a night to lure it out, it sounded like bullshit and SHOCKER it didn't WORK. I just had a bowl of yucky awful no good milk that flies probably shat in and a bigger electricity bill.

its an apple it has no mouth WHY WOULD IT WANT MILK. im going to DROWN that thing in milk i dont care if it has no lungs.it should suffer.

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anonymous Home December 03, 2024 at 4:17 pm 0 2