Watched some celebrity roasts tonight, and realize that I can't stand watching female comics. Rather it be in stand-up, doing roasts, or just on TV or movies. Women are NOT funny. In addition to that female comedians are entirely interchangeable and predictable. Every female relies on sarcasm, cynicism, man-hating remarks, small penis jokes, drawn out diatribe about mocking her mother for just being a mother, then on about her vagina, and all the black men she's fucked. If she's fat, she tosses in few comments about her lard ass, and expects the world to find it "sassy and fun" because "she can poke fun at herself"
Take Melissa McCarthy for example: Every single movie she's ever done, she has played the same type of cast of character. Every. Single. One. Even on SNL, it was the same caricature. There is NO diversity among female comedians, at all. They can do one role, and that is the satire driven bitter, over worked, jaded single woman or fat chick. In movies where women are funny, it is because men were involved in making that movie, writing and directing the script.
Women are just not meant to be funny by nature. There is no reason for them to be. Men are funny, because it serves a purpose, the same way that it's the male of many species who has the most splendid, ostentatious and colorful attributes, like the male peacock. It is meant to attract and impress the female for mating. Humor in male humans is similar to that. That is why men are so quick witted and can land a punchline on the spot in social situations. Women don't need to be in the ones leading the conversation or trying to rouse a chuckle out of others, because women naturally can are the ones being chased in nature, not doing the chasing. That's just how it is. And with that said, it is actually rather unattractive and off-putting when a woman tries to inject vulgar, brass, low rent and raunchy humor into a conversation. It is very out of place, and awkward, and so many female comics rely on this sleazy humor and fall to the lowest common denominator, which doesn't even make men laugh or even slightly amuse us , at all. It only makes other women roar with laughter, and what is the point of that? That also serves no purpose, making other women laugh. It is really embarrassing for men to have to listen to a female comic make crude jokes, and we feel shame for her because it is very inappropriate for her be speaking that way. Women don't know when to pull back and not cross a line either. Certain jokes have to land at the right time, and it has to be funny, not just insulting and offensive, and women fail to gauge that well and go too far.
Just remember ladies, if it isn't something you'd say in front of your father or grandparents, or isn't something you'd say in front of your congregation at church, or something you'd say hosting a party for your husband's coworkers, or isn't something you'd want your kids to find out you said someday (which they will), then do not say it! It's a pretty good rule of thumb! Also remember, that good sense of humor requires a lot of intelligence, smarts, worldly knowledge and wit, and most women lack all of that in comparison to men. Men are just better at things overall than women are, and you ladies need to stop being so irrationally mad and act uppity about that.
Leave the humor to men, who are good at it, who get it, who it was designed for, who created it, and who understand boundaries in that humor.
Women, you'd be much happier, fulfilled and contended in life if you'd acted like women instead of always trying to men. You're all so miserable and haggish all the time, blaming men for your depressive state of mind, but it isn't because of men you hate yourselves. It's because you're not living within your place as women, and doing what you were created to do. You're missing out on the best aspects of your life, by always trying to overpower men and take over what we've naturally been good and excelled out since the beginning of time without effort.
SL's Ranch Funny January 18, 2022 at 4:26 am310