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Trumpies babysitter woes

Trumpies babysitter woes

When Trump was 14 years old, he had to be baby sat by a girl that was older than him, yet physically much smaller. She would treat Trumpie Shittypants like he was special (You know the kind of special I am talking about :), and this made Trumperoo feel like a big retarded cartoon character.

When the babysitter put Trumpie to bed, she grabbed his cheek and said "Youze a wooozle wooo, youze a wooozle woo" before leaving the bedroom, closing the door, and sliding the 3 latches on the outside closed.

Poor Trumpie Shittypants could hear the baby sitter downstairs on the phone laughing and cursing, dropping F-bombs everywhere, and saying "Yes, I put the big retard to bed" before resuming her banter which had such informational gems as "Katy is a slut" and "Johnny is sleeping around behind his girlfriend's back".


Now you are wondering why Trumpie Shittypants did not rebel. Well, the baby sitter has this huge, tough biker friend named "Bruno". Bruno already does not like Trump, and all the babysitter has to do is say one word, and Bruno would pound Trumpie Shittypants's face into hamburger.
anonymous Other December 15, 2019 at 9:34 am 1
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But remember: liberals are the rational adults whose criticism of conservative politicians is never personal and always rooted in their actions. Liberals would never stoop to such childishness as calling the president names or creating a float of him as a whining infant.
anonymous 4 years ago
"Trump's a wooozle woo"

Ouch! That's really hitting below the belt.
anonymous 4 years ago
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