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Trumpie s locker room woes

Trumpie s locker room woes

In high school, Donald Trump was lured to the girl's locker room by a girl he had a crush on. When he got in there, it was dark, and the girl told Trump that she had something to tell him. All of a sudden, he felt big hands grab his wrists and hand cuff them to a hand rail. The lights turned on, and the entire football team laughed at Trump, calling him a nerd, a dork, and that he still sleeps in his Gi-Joe jammies. The cheerleaders covered him with silly string mixed with dog shit, and finally, the football team gave Trump a gatorade shower of toilet water loaded with pee and feces. Since it was the weekend, Trump had to spend it's entirety chained to the railing and covered in shit.
anonymous Other February 14, 2020 at 9:09 pm 0
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G.I. JOE JAMMIES YYYEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSS!!!! AMERICAN HEROES WEARING AMERICAN HEROES! VERY FASHIONABLE AND TRUE.
STILL WINNING TODAY! 12 MORE YEARS!!
(GATORADE WAS INVENTED IN 1965 WHEN DONALD TRUMP WAS 19 YEARS OLD. AS SMART AS HE IS, HE WAS PROBABLY NOT IN HIGH SCHOOL AT 19. IN FACT HE WAS AT FORDHAM AND WOULD TRANSFER TO WHARTON THE FOLLOWING YEAR.)

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