Pretentious Elitists

You want to know what is really bothering me right now?
Almost everyone in the office where I work are fucking pretentious Millennials that brag all day about their masters degrees and the glory days of their college years, who they dated, who they hated, blah, blah, blah. What's worse is they think they are better than everybody else because they have a masters degree and that's why they get paid more money!
I mean really why bother even getting a degree is all you're going to do is sit around and brag about it! Oh, forget about doing any REAL work. Us grunts who don't have our precious degree will do all the hard work for you, ASSHOLES!
AND you might ask why I didn't get my masters when I was younger? Because I had to work a full-time job and keep house for a despot parent who never even saved a penny so that I could even dream of going to college one day. Not only that, but she practically threatened suicide if I thought about joining the military so that I could earn credit toward a GI Bill grant and let good ole Uncle Sam pay for it. No way, I had to stay home to mow the lawn, wash dishes, wash clothes, mop, vacuum and clean every weekend.
I guess I get. This is my punishment for being a soft-hearted pushover of a son who was never strong enough to cut the apron strings when I had the chance to better myself. Now I have to cater and cajole and pick up after all these self-absorbed twenty-something year-old pricks I have to work with in this dead-end job!
If I could actually afford a gun, I'd shoot myself!

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BillyBob Work July 11, 2019 at 2:02 pm 2 0