Make the connection

Make the connection. Pick up on the hints.

I can't do that! I can't make the fucking connection!

You want me to connect the dots to some fucking slut that just does not fucking exist!

I have never wanted a fucking girl!

Expecting me to figure out who this god damned girl is by your fucking clues is tantamount to revealing single digits of a fucking license plate number and expecting me to connect it to my car! Something that I just can't fucking do if I don't have a fucking car!

It's like I'm walking through the fucking mall and some asshole reading off a license plate number of some fucking car over the public address system and expecting the owner of said car to report to the fucking customer service kiosk. Everyone is looking at me like I'm a fucking idiot because I'm not responding to the fucking announcement. I'm looking at everyone and wondering why they're all looking at me. They're like "make the connection." And I'm like, "Connection to what?" And they're like, "Isn't that your fucking car?" And I'm like, "No." And they're like, "Look again. Don't you know your own fucking license plate number? What are you fucking stupid?" And I'm like, "No, I'm not stupid. I don't need to look again. I know that it's not my license plate number. I know that it can't be my license plate number because I DO NOT HAVE A FUCKING CAR!"

I am sick and tired of being called stupid by fucking losers THAT DON'T HAVE IT RIGHT!

I could NOT have messed with someone's woman because I HAVE NEVER WANTED A FUCKING WOMAN!

SO SPARE ME THE BULLSHIT! AND I WILL SEE YOU IN COURT... WHERE YOU CAN EXPLAIN HOW YOU HAVING GOTTEN EVERYTHING WRONG WAS ACTUALLY FUCKING RIGHT!

Fuck you, you byproduct of illegal toxic waste dumping!

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anonymous Other December 09, 2019 at 2:05 am 2 0