I hate The Lion King

If you guys wanna come at me, you can, but Disney's “The Lion King” fucking sucks! The songs are annoying, the characters and clichéd, the explicit hatred for hyenas is disgusting, Timon’s a narcissistic bitch, Pumbaa farts way too fucking much (and this is coming from someone who’s self-conscious of her own wind), Mufasa’s ego is bigger than infinity (according to The Lion Guard, HE WAS THE ONE WHO CALLED SCAR WHO HE IS! WHAT A FUCKER!), Simba takes after his father and should have gotten eaten by the hyenas, Scar took his anger out on his family by killing one member and exiling another instead of going to the universe’s equivalent of therapy – I CAN GO ON AND FUCKING ON! When I’m in a good mood, yes, the movie’s DECENT! But when I’m pissed off for personal reasons like I am right now, THAT MOVIE’S FUCKING SHIT! Disney’s so goddamn lucky I love the sequel and Ava loves the franchise as a whole so much, or I’d have to burn every “Lion King” related thing in the entire fucking house!

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Angry NB Other November 24, 2020 at 7:29 pm 8 2