I Don t Know But Keep Asking

You are speaking to the wrong person. I told the person who called before, I told the person who called before them, and now I am telling you.....

I DON'T KNOW.

If I did know, I would happily tell you, or in this case, the first person who called so the second and third wouldn't have to call.

I guess you're getting your buddies to call me in the hopes that if you ask me three or four or five or six times, I'll finally cave under the pressure.

I can't give you an answer I don't have. I can wildly guess along with you. Please don't take that as gospel. Leave all the dead silence on the phone that you want.

You don't know who else there is to call in this situation. And yet, you're asking *me* for the 4th time this hour.

It does not profit me to hold information from you, and, by God, do I wish I had it to give you.

Keep calling, though. You're helping me burn time in this lonely night shift. We can go around in circles all night long.

Wheeee!!!!!

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I'd tell you if I could Work May 03, 2020 at 4:34 am 3 1