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I love the D I can't help it I lm such a dirty cow really
Anonymous Other August 12, 2020 at 7:29 am 0
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Stomp your number out with your cow feet and maybe I'll call
Dwayne 4 years ago
Nothing wrong with that as long as there is some D that loves you... Or at least is willing to put up with you for a couple of minutes or so.

I was watching a few minutes of a House episode the other day. I heard a really funny line. House said, "I can't hold a woman for very long because I only pay for an hour." Hilarious! Some men spend their money on women to get hard with. Me? I spend my money on hard drives!
anonymous 4 years ago
I thought you said you heard a funny line. Just kidding.
Dwayne 4 years ago
I thought it was funny. Whoever wrote it must have thought it was funny as well or they wouldn't have written it. Unlike House I can't hold a woman at all because I'm not willing to spend a dime. Even were it free time is money and I'm not willing to spend a dime.

anonymous 4 years ago
Damn straight!!
Dwayne 4 years ago
My windowless van has a very big back seat! Free candy too!
Dwayne 4 years ago
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