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Aw man

I just want to lock a big thick heavy high security bike lock around your neck. Really, I do!
anonymous Other September 19, 2019 at 7:35 pm 1
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It's time to go get your revenge
So we back in the mine, got our pick axe swinging side to side, day and night
This task a grueling one, hope to find some diamonds tonight, oh how they shine
Then it's heads up, hear a sound you freeze up, turn around and look up, total shock fills your body,
Is this the end?
Can't believe it's you again
I could never forget those eyes
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again, again, again
'Cause baby tonight, you grab your pick, shovel and bolt again, again, again
And run, run, run until it's done, done, then you run, run, run until the sun
Sun comes up in the morn'
'Cause baby tonight, the creeper's trying to steal your stuff again, again, again
anonymous 4 weeks ago
My wife put a bike lock on my neck so I wouldn't dare even oogle other females.

She keeps the key in a secret security deposit box only she knows about and has accesd to.

She padlocks a short leash to the bike lock that she attaches to her belt whenever we go out.

We get funny looks, but she has peace of mind keeping me under maximum security.

My only complajnt is that the dog gets a longer leash than I.
anonymous 3 weeks ago
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