Fuck Apple

Fuck Apple. Anyone who actually likes Apple is still sucking on the dead dick of Steve Jobs himself. I thought Apple would be a step up from the shitty Samsung I had in 8th grade, but I’m gonna let you in on a little secret. IT FUCKING WASN’T. THE BATTERY IS AS BAD (or maybe even worse) AS MY SAMSUNG GALAXY J3 V! AND ON TOP OF THAT, INSTAGRAM AND SNAPCHAT KILL MY MOTHERFUCKING BATTERY. Also, I have a meme page on Instagram, BUT IT SAVES MY FUCKING PISTS EVERYTIME I POST SHIT. On my Android, I was able to turn this off, but APPLE IS TOO FUCKING RETARDED TO ADD THAT FEATURE! WHAT THE FUCK, APPLE? ARE YOU SO FUCKING STUPID THAT YOU FORGET TO ADD A SIMPLE FUCKING FEATURE TO INSTAGRAM? ANDROID WAS ABLE TO ADD THE FEATURE, SO WHY CAN’T YOU? YOU PIECE OF FUCKING TRASH! EVERYONE SAYS TO ME, “Oh Robert, I didn’t know you were a Macfag.” SHUT THE FUCK UP PC ISN’T ANY BETTER. AL THE SHIT I GET FROM APPLE AND THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T LIKE IT JUST FUCKING BAFFLES ME HOW YOU CAN’T STOP BEING RETARDED. “WOULD YOU LIKE TO BUY OUR AIRPODS, SIR?” “WOULD LIKE TO BUY OUR NEW MACBOOK PRO SIR?” GO FUCK A FROG YOU PSYCHOTIC PIECE IF SHIT.

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Robert Computers January 16, 2020 at 9:56 am 0 0