And yeah it's meant to be satirical in response to the dude upset because people want some stability in their lives

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anonymous 2 weeks ago

Well I'm a lion and the lion tears the cowardly hyenas apart run hyena and never return or I will get you

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anonymous 2 weeks ago

"They should all suffer for have those disgusting things called feelings. ".

If their fee fees cause me to suffer, then yes they shoud suffer too.

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anonymous 2 weeks ago

I never said I'm a hyena. You missed the whole point of the post. Also..



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Deadliest apex predators in the wild: which mammals are the best killing machines?
Which dangerous apex predators are the best hunters and which famous predator has to work hardest to get a meal? The answers will surprise you!

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James Fair

Published: November 23, 2023 at 8:05 am
Being an apex predator at the top of the food chain is tough. Predators need to kill and eat other animals to survive, but for many species most pursuits end in failure, while smaller hunters risk losing their hard-won meals to bigger beasts. Common predators include wolves, lions, cheetahs, and other big cats. However the success rate of each species can vary with pack animals more likely to successfully kill their prey.

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Our apex predator guide looks at animals that hunt in the wild, comparing common prey and the hunting success rates of each species from the most successful apex predator - African wild dogs - to the least. The results might surprise you!

The most successful apex predators
1. African wild dogs - 85% successful kills

A pack of African wild dogs in Moremi Game Reserve, Botswana. © Paul Souders/Getty
The lean frames and endearingly large ears of African wild dogs are deceptive – they are one of the most successful predators anywhere, with a kill rate per chase of more than 85 per cent. That’s not the whole story, however – they may lose half of their kills, ranging from small impalas to wildebeest 10 times their weight, to other carnivores such as hyenas and lions.


The largest canid in Africa is also classified as Endangered. African wild dogs are neither wolves nor dogs, despite their common English names, and the fact that their scientific name, Lycaeon pictus, translates to ‘painted wolf’.

Like wolves and dogs, African wild dogs do belong to the Canidae family. However, grey wolves, coyotes, dogs and jackals are all in the Canis genus, whereas African wild dogs are the only extant (living) species in the Lycaeon genus.

Previous studies have grouped wild dogs with dholes and bush dogs. However, research has shown that morphological similarities among these species are no longer considered to show common ancestry between the species. African wild dogs are now considered close to the base of the wolf-like canids.

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2. Black-footed cat - 60% successful kills

A black-footed cat disturbed while hunting in the Kgalagadi Transfrontier Park, Botswana. © Dave Hamman/Getty
Black-footed cats are astonishingly active and successful nocturnal hunters – one scientist’s observations show they make a hunting attempt every 30 minutes, and are successful 60% of the time, making them one of the world's most efficient predators They eat a wide variety of prey, from gerbils and shrews to small birds and insects, and make 10-14 kills every night.


3. Cheetah - 58% successful kills

Cheetah chasing Thomson's gazelle. © James Warwick/Getty
A study from the Serengeti in 2012 observed 192 cheetah pursuits, of which 114 ended in a kill – a success rate of 58%. In order to stop larger carnivores from stealing their hard-earned meals, they move them to more secluded, shadier spots - even so, research suggests they are ousted 10% of the time.

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4. Leopard - 38% successful kills

Leopard, Chobe National Park, Botswana. © Art Wolfe/Mint Images/Getty
Studies carried out on leopards have revealed wide-ranging success rates, varying from 38% for individuals in north-east Namibia to 14% in the Kalahari. A female with cubs has been shown to have a kill rate of 28%, while a lone male can only achieve one of 14%!

5. Domestic cat - 32% successful kills

Domestic cat playing with prey, a dead Common treecreeper. © Laurent Geslin/Nature Picture Library/Getty
A study of feral domestic cats, carried out by scientists in northern Australia, found they were made a kill in 32 out of 101 hunting attempts – a success rate of 32%. This kill rate soared when they were hunting in open habitat to 70%. Only 28% of kills were actually eaten.

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6. Lions - 25% successful kills

Roaring male lion. © Mark Chilton/EyeEm/Getty
Lions are the archetypal apex predator, but their hunting success rate strongly depends on the number of lions involved – a single lion hunting in daylight has a success rate of 17-19%, but this increases for those hunting as a group to 30%. Of 1,300 hunts observed in the Serengeti, nearly half involved only one animal, 20% involved two and the rest a group of (normally) between three and eight individuals.
Spotted hyena Hyaenidae Pack hunting and pursuit predation


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anonymous 2 weeks ago

Lions have a 25% hunting success rate. Hyenas have a 75% hunting success rate. Methinks you should be running

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anonymous 2 weeks ago

How about I be a Hunter and kill you

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anonymous 2 weeks ago

Donald Trump and his MAGAites are hyenas and they attack prey known as the US Capitol building.

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anonymous 2 weeks ago