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[59738] Bandit's dome expanding newsletter #26 spooky
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  I was in the bathroom this morning and the light wasnt working correctly, so it was extremly dark in there. Still, I was able to see Bandit perform 2 dome expansions in there which looked quite creepy in such a dark enviroment. Also, I could bare...

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[59734] puta ng ina
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  PUTANGINA PUTAINGNA ayoko ng mabuhay as in yoko ng macollege wala namang nakakaintindi sakin tapos ang hirap makipag friends shet daming drama kill me now lord fuck i hate this kill me now fucking kill me now

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[59731] I HATE COLLEGE PEOPLE
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  Okay, so im not that close with my blockmates in engineering. somehow during the first terms when we were together i was always unnatached, lonely, and unable to communicate with people. i always flew to my orgmates when im free. i felt so awkward...

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[59718] Bandit ! you seriously need a life !
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  You're creeping me out !

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[59717] Bandit's dome expanding newsletter vol #26
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  Got caught expanding my dome at Target's Children dept. Sat in Jail and paid bail. Big bald guy behind bars had a bigger dome than mine. I watched him pee. Now considering trying my dome expansion at the theatres during the cartoons.

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[59716] Bandit's dome expanding newsletter vol #25
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  Imbarrassing news, I got caught in the WalMart dressing room expanding my penis head. I think I'll go try in an empty isle at Target's children;s department.

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[59710] Goddamn Irritant!!
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  Jesus fuckING CHRIST!!!!!!!! Why does EVERY! SINGLE! SITE! need a goddamn account with a christing password??! I can totally see with sites like facebook twitter ect. but these obscure little sites like those where you ask a question? Just fucking...

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[59707] Bandit's dome expanding newsletter vol #24
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  Bandit experienced a small dome expansion at the coronal ridge while I was using the urinal at the train station

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[59706] Bandit's dome expanding newsletter vol #24
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  Bandit experienced a small dome expansion at the coronal ridge while I was using the urinal at the train station

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[59704] For Christians who think the physical world does not matter
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   Let me punch you in the face real hard. When all your face bones are broken, you are in extreme pain, your cheeks swell up like balloons, and your body feels like the chipmunk suit from hell, tell me then you dont think the physical world matters

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[59693] I pissed in the office coffee pot this morning
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  Problem for you is, you dont know which office building out of the millions around the world is the one I work in. Enjoy your coffee

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[59668] Bandit's dome expanding newsletter #23 MEGA Frankenstein EDITION!!
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  Today I crapped my pants trying to expand my dome. I actually went too far with my muscle contractions in a sitting position. I found some peanuts in my poop uneaten and cleaned them off popping them back in my mouth. Mmm nice & crunchy.

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[59657] To The Meathead Asshole in Apartment 9
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  I don't give a shit about the fucking size of your muscles, or your big ugly nasty ego. I know you're a retired prison security guard so obviously you're a big egotistical asshole. I bet you're beyond constipated on all those buckets of muscle mil...

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[59647] Funny jokes
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  Q: Did you hear about the Polak who thought his wife was trying to kill him? A: On her dressing table he found a bottle of "Polish Remover". Q: How do you sink a polish battleship? A: Put it in water. Q: Why did the polack put ice in his...

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