All rants from Home and Family

[598] carpet cleaned
 -  My mom got her carpet cleaned and and said to be careful while she was at work. To be nice, I vacuumed the whole house. Feeling proud of myself, I got a drink and went upstairs. I tripped and spilled red Kool-Aid all over the new carpet. I'm a fkn...

5 days 16 hours 51 minutes 5 seconds ago
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[572] shut up
 -  She is such a bitch! She is always on my back. clean your room. pick up after the dog do you homework practice I wish she wold shut up!

33 weeks 2 days 18 hours 56 minutes 51 seconds ago
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[552] stole my phone
 -  Someone stole my cell phone at a concert. They decided it would be funny to text my mom saying I was pregnant.

44 weeks 5 days 17 hours 37 minutes 40 seconds ago
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[548] home from college
 -   I returned home from college and saw a framed picture of my parents and my younger sister on an elephant in an exotic jungle. I pointed to the picture and asked my mom, "Is this some photoshop job?" She responded, "No, we went to T...

47 weeks 2 days 17 hours 6 minutes 8 seconds ago
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[540] My dad
 -  Today, my parents and I were looking through old photos. My dad comments, "Wow you were chubby back then. But that's ok, it was baby fat." Then he turns to me and asks, "What's your excuse now?" What a fuktard.

50 weeks 3 days 16 hours 57 minutes 12 seconds ago
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[536] important news
 -  Today, I was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer. I called all my family members to invite them over this evening because I had some very important news for them that could not wait. They all declined the invite. When I asked why, they said they were...

51 weeks 0 days 17 hours 6 minutes 21 seconds ago
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[533] Brothers WTF
 -  Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. Brothers WTF

51 weeks 3 days 18 hours 16 minutes 26 seconds ago
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[529] manhunt
 -  Today, during a game of manhunt, my brother and his friends thought it would be funny to tie me to a telelphone pole with my very own multicolored jumprope from when I was younger. They left me there. My mom drove by, stared and then laughed, She ...

51 weeks 4 days 18 hours 6 minutes 45 seconds ago
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[504] Children's Aid
 -  I had a visit from Children's Aid the other day. The worker said someone had complained that I have no food or running water in my house and that my basement is full of garbage! Also, that the children are sleeping with adults (sometimes my 8 year...

107 weeks 4 days 15 hours 36 minutes 46 seconds ago
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[498] Snowing
 -  I've heard places that have snowed recently, but here in Rotherham, it just won't snow! We had a couple of minutes of snow a couple of weeks ago, but it didn't last. Why can't it snow??!!

107 weeks 5 days 13 hours 55 minutes 22 seconds ago
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