All rants from Funny

[632] How Humilating for you
 -  You said you didn't want to hear from me anymore, you change your number. Then you call me, on your birthday, no less. Don't call me anymore. You totally wanted me out of your life. Then stay the fuck out of mine. I'm not here for your conveni...

9 weeks 4 days 3 hours 35 minutes 8 seconds ago
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[625] Laughter
 -  Aren't comics supposed to be funny and entertaining ?? there main purpose is to make people laugh, like carrot top getting beaten with a bat...or David Hasselhoff trying to eat a doublestack, while slurring shit that the Egyptians can't even d...

13 weeks 6 days 1 hour 6 minutes 12 seconds ago
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[622] sound
 -  I can't tell where it's coming from. Trying to find a ringing cordless phone is just about impossible. I feel so inadequate.

13 weeks 6 days 13 hours 36 minutes 27 seconds ago
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[621] Vacation
 -  The week days just seem to drag on and on --just like the many lectures and arguments I've had in life ...of course when your on vacation it doesn't drag... You go to Disneyland to see the sights, next thing you know your back at the office hol...

14 weeks 3 days 5 hours 55 minutes 43 seconds ago
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[611] The Rave
 -  Have you ever been to a bonfire with a bunch of fucking drunk lunatics.....that are more plastered than Jenna Jameson Let me tell you why I would rather chew on a box of razorblades then go back....... The one I went to was held in the mid...

15 weeks 1 day 7 hours 9 minutes 54 seconds ago
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[609] The System
 -  You have to love community service I know I do!!! Remind me to tell the judge next time that I would rather rot in prison for life getting ass fucked by "Hank The Homosexual" Here's an idea.. let's pick up every piece of trash...

15 weeks 2 days 7 hours 20 minutes 46 seconds ago
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[597] Erik Taylor is an old wanne-be
 -  Yes, you, Erik Taylor are old. No, you're never going to be a rockstar. Yes, anyone who knows you is aware that you're a big old stupid liar who can't remember what he's said. You're a violent, irrational nut case who should be locked up. Sooner...

26 weeks 0 days 11 hours 48 minutes 22 seconds ago
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[557] Separated at Birth? Erik & Phil Spector
 -  Erik T doesn't just look like Phil Spector, he acts like him. Erik, like Phil, thinks it's okay to point a loaded gun at someone because you're angry at them. Erik has pointed a loaded at several women because they made him angry. He just hasn...

65 weeks 1 day 3 hours 31 minutes 0 seconds ago
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