All rants from Funny
 Fuck shitty human
- I hate u you shitty human.. fuck your faking face
 Really! ...make me a sandwich pour me a beer.
- What's a matter with you babe? I give you plenty of everything I have and you refuse to do this simple little task? You know where the front door is! Show yourself out. Don't bother looking back.
 " Bless You My Child "
- Seems to be alot of heated anger here. Look to your inner self and ask, "How often do I give my power away?" Our heavenly Fawdah has a path for each of you. Seek not the negative self fladulations and look to your fawdah for the forgiven...
 Finish my poem
- Here I sit broken hearted Tried to ____ but only ______.
 Bandit's dome expanding newsletter vol# 9,637,001,783
- I finally decided that the waters of eternal life is to watch my dome expand 9,673,001,783 times. When I ever I finally die, and in my coffin, I want my head resting eternally with my face aimed at my dome. However I think I have few hundred more ...
 My sister is a looser !
- She had to go to On-Line dating. She has no concept of looking around physically and being social. Either that or she is lazy. I feel she has an inability to push herself out there and be a somebody. Just sit behind her computer and wait for her p...
 Bandit's Dome Expanding Newletter vol #15
- Sleepy and quite wiggly, can be stretched to anus region and inserted. Stiff'ns, then urge to release. Actually stays put real nice when sat on. Bandit has spoken, stay tuned for my next vol #16 Using hotdog bun with condiments.
- A fly was buzzin around me , so I angrily waved it away with a steak knife in my hand. I stabbed myself in the shoulder.
 Chocolate Review #1
- Looks like pooh pooh. If it wasn't for my taste buds and sinse of smell, I wouldn't be able to tell the differance eating it streight out of the toilet. By Bandit's Dome vol 10-A
 Subliminal ?
- Today I watched the beginning of the foot ball game. The screem showed, "PRICK" ! No wait a minute, I did a retake and it actually read, "Pre-Kick". Must of been my eyes or My mind short circuited to read "Prick".
 Aparently guys here are talking about -
- Their Power Tools. How about this: (see question below)
 Just make me a sandwich.
- Good Lord ... What is the problem? You don't want to make me a sandwich yet I provide for you at every turn. You Established no sex. You sit at the computer with nose in the games. You expect me to make all the important phone calls. The dirty clo...
 Hey gayle
- Drop by again I'll have the place covered with cops.
 my foooodd
- i am so FUCKIN PISSED i just spilt my noodles and I was organising to get ready to eat and Do HOMEWORK and THE WHOLE FUCKING BODY OF NOODLES TIPPED OFF THE BOWL SO NOW I HAVE NO NOODLES FRIKIN NOODLES AND IM HUNGRY. AND HELL NAW I AINT MAKIN FOOD ...