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[61554] Sex

Sex relieves tension--love causes it. Tension or stress causes a shortage of life. Screw sex if it means falling in love! Better to never have loved at all than to have loved and lost.

Want to attempt skipping love? To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you're impotent. She can't wait to disprove it.

If that doesn't work, remember, men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. Just talk, and you'll get somewhere.

Don't like talking and wish you could afford to just get hookers every night? Well you're in luck! The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs less. Think about it for a little bit. It makes sense.

Feel like you want to be more intellectual than that? An intellectual is a person who's found one thing that's more interesting than sex, but clearly that isn't me, or is it and this is just me wasting your time?



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  • I'm definately impotant ! Oh gawd please I am sooooo impotant ! I am so impotant that the other day I tried to pleasure myself and waited for the big payoff that just didn't happen. I sure miss that!
    Posted 6 days agoReport

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