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[61189] Phone Sex

I want my dick sucked, and I damn near break my spine trying. Then I searched "Suck my own dick," and good lord....................

There was this really ugly porn video where this guy who looked like a weirdo. They're both like 50, he can barely put is lips around the top of his dick, and she's putting her saggy wrinkled tits on his shaft, rubbing them up and down. Nasty.

But that's not even the worst of it. There were forums and posts where people were discussing if this were actually possible. Losers saying how they've been training theirselves or damn near broke their spine, and can now lick just the tip of their penis. I was like what the fuck?!?!?

What the fuck did I get myself into?

And this was all because of a late night phone sex ad. The one where it's like three women, all ugly as fuck standing by a pool table and a Pac Man machine. They talk about how they want someone to talk to, and make for sure you can see their super implants. Then random public domain footage of women who had no idea they'd be featured on something this ugly plays, followed by the number again.

I blame that guy who was looking at me in the Arby's the other day. I saw him...........

Nobody messes with Adam We.




Posted 1 week ago

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  • You should invest in a dick sucking sex toy, hire a hooker, or visit a sex club.
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